thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek)

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14


(Source: teenagedwaste)

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
Stephen King, Joyland (via halluzinogen)

(Source: fuckyeah-unclesteve)

tupacabra:

friend: guess what????

me: what?

friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!

me:

image

roselastrider:

there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you

(Source: roselastrider)


acbranch:

I’m literally crying

(Source: vinegod)

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow