SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!
there’s a difference between talking back and defending myself thank you
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow